Blood on the Corn

Episode 57

Mayor Harmon and Guest Comptroller Goldthwait examine their own bodies, Dan's drinking, Jeremy Piven, Bigfoot and their likely deaths by significant other. In D&D, the heroes continue to fight their shadow selves.

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Language is Thought and Spiders are Black People

Episode 56

An all around provocapalooza surrounding language, race, religion, science, bugs, moms and fake dinosaurs. In D&D, the characters awake in Ye Olde Arena Milieu.

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Shahruz the Web Guru

Episode 55

After a well meaning stranger poisons the audience with beef fungus, Chinese Ironman, Eddie Murphy, John Landis and Yakov Smirnoff are discussed. In D&D, everyone dies.

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Go, Marbles, Go! (Duncan Trussell, Greg Proops)

Episode 54

Mayor Harmon, sore from softball practice, enlists the aid of Duncan Trussell and Greg Proops to keep the meeting moving. Topics include virtual reality, dead mothers and Jaws 4. In Dungeons and Dragons, Erin summons her first monkey.

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National Tragedy Special (Kumail Nanjiani)

Episode 53

Mayor Harmon finds out about terrorism after everyone else. Plus: cake making, tentanus, Kumail, and making love to spiders!

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By the Power of Bored Audience Skull! (Kumail Nanjiani)

Episode 52

In which Mayor Harmon explores everything that's already been explored about the topics of Road House, Roger Ebert and Skeletor. Plus: Kumail Nanjiani, Drunk Spencer and the final word on nipple size.

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Bikers Without Bikes (Robin Williams, Bobcat Goldthwait)

Episode 51

Bobcat Goldthwait returns with his friend Robin Williams and an amazingly sad story from a very dark carnival. Then, Robin and Bobcat leave, and it's kind of hard to follow them, so Mayor Harmon plays D&D and talks to a girl about sexism or something.

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Joe Jackson: Steppin' Out

Episode 50

In honor of the 50th episode, Harmon drinks too much five hour energy, Genevieve Pearson teaches us to fabricate reality and Kumail proposes to three-time-wife Emily. D&D is bunch of garbage, but then, and, admittedly, t

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Jock Jams and Pearl Jams

Episode 49

Man versus lion, Space Jam versus Goonies, Leprechaun versus his own sexuality. Brian W. Collins retires his horror movie blog. Kumail Nanjiani and the rest of the D&D party finish their battle with specific parts of a dragon.

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Felicity Wackamole (Doug Benson, Kumail Nanjiani)

Episode 48

Featuring Doug Benson and Kumail Nanjiani. Topics include Gene Hackman, emphysema, sharks, cereal, Thalidomide, Wreck it Ralph, burn victims, Dracula, Special Olympics, regular Olympics, Bruce Villanch, missing electron

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Procrasturbation

Episode 47

Mayor Harmon suggests a new, fecal approach to morality. Other topics include Halle Berry, Superman and accents. In D&D, the gang runs afoul of snake men and each other.

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Neigh Means Yay

Episode 46

'Rick and Morty' writer Ryan Ridley drops by, 'Real Abed' Gheith pitches his insane restuarant and Kumail Nanjiani reveals secrets to brown acting. In D&D: the party climbs into a hole.

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Dan Took a Shower (Kumail Nanjiani, Bobcat Goldthwait)

Episode 45

A discussion of hygiene heats up with Kumail Nanjiani, then boils over when Bobcat Goldthwait drops by. In D&D, zombies attack while Quark engages in advanced animal husbandry. This fabulous episode is unedited so we w

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Dudes and Goo (DC Pierson, Kumail Nanjiani)

Episode 44

After a few false starts, it turns out Mayor Harmon may be suffering from a show-threatening case of homecoming confidence, but when special guests D.C Pierson and Kumail Nanjiani join, the meeting erupts into an awesom

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Harmoncountry: Los Angeles (Bobcat Goldthwait, Marc Maron, Duncan Trussell)

Episode 43

Looking back on his tour, non-heroic Mayjor Harmon asks what have I learned (spoiler: he doesn't know) with friends Bobcat Goldthwait, Marc Maron and Duncan Trussell in an epic show at L.A's Egyptian Theater.

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Harmoncountry: San Francisco, CA

Episode 42

The tour ends at the golden gate, where freedom to live is achieved by getting drunk, talking nonsense, meeting strangers and, well, you know the forumla.

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Harmoncountry: Portland, OR

Episode 41

Mayoral Master Harmon strides boldly across the return threshold and declares Spencer God. Then he raps and dicks around with people in the audience. It doesn't sound like much on paper but it's a pretty great episode.

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Harmoncountry: Salt Lake City, UT

Episode 40

Harmontown is reborn in a strange land of complex liquor laws, polarized religion and Kevin Nealon photos. Plus: Sports Corner, Fart Corner, odor dating and weird rants!

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Harmoncountry: Denver, CO

Episode 39

High atop the nation, in Omlette Country, Comptroller Davis returns. Topics include cheese sticks, sports, beat boxing, dungeons, dragons and crazy people.

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Harmoncountry: Kansas City, KS

Episode 38

Kansas finds itself at the center of the biggest disaster since Dorothy's twister when Mayor Harmon and Erin McGathy conduct the worst town meeting of the tour. This episode is unedited because I have no idea what I'd cut without cutting the entire thing.

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Harmoncountry: Minneapolis, MN

Episode 37

Mayor Harmon and Guest Comptroller McGathy interface with Twin Town from injured tendon to badly placed sound effect. Former Dead Alewives member Sean McKenna raps. Joyfully unedited episode.

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Harmoncountry: Madison, WI

Episode 36

Atonement turns to struggle within a dark cavern. Dan's friend loses an appendage. His Improv mentor is there, but Jeff is leaving?! The audience shouts weird things! Latinos are everywhere!

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Harmoncountry: Chicago, IL

Episode 35

Mayor Harmon starts Atoning With The Father when he presents a day in his fantasy TV writer life, confronts a drunk Darth Vader, then adopts a 15 year old version of himself. The night ends with an impromptu rap battle b

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Harmoncountry: Bloomington, IN

Episode 34

In honor of his Midwestern heritage, The Mayor puts a town meeting straight up the middle and over the plate, with sports talk, a cosmic meditation and an in depth discussion of science and religion with some of Indiana's greatest, drunkest minds!

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Harmoncountry: Pittsburgh, PA

Episode 33

The Harmontown tour "meets its goddess" in a featureless black box theatre, where Dan cries, arouses himself, tells a joke and gets in a fight with Erin. Unedited episode.

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Harmoncountry: Arlington, VA

Episode 32

The mayor and comptroller spend their night in the X Files capitol investigating ghosts, aliens, incest and 9-11 before playing D&D with all black people.

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Harmoncountry: Providence, RI

Episode 31

Mayor Harmon used the country's smallest state to tackle the country's biggest issues - suicide and race - before remembering someone double booked the room so he has to leave.

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Harmoncountry: Sommerville, MA

Episode 30

Mayor Harmon and Comptroller Davis begin the show like any other - discussing the city's auto theft statistics. What comes next is 80+ minutes of insanity, featuring Adam Goldberg's brothers, Erin and Dan's sex life and much, much, sooooo much more.

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Harmoncountry: Brooklyn, NY

Episode 29

New York's biggest borrough rolls out the longest red carpet in Harmoncountry yet. Jeff and Dan improvise a Black Mexican guest's screenplay. Jason Sudeikis drops by and jumps into D&D with astonishing vigor. Dan does

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Harmoncountry: Charlotte, NC

Episode 28

A quiet military bunker in Charlotte known as The Comedy Zone is the site of a kinder, gentler town meeting than Nashville's booze-drenched hootenanny. Mayor Harmon attempts to write a constitution and learns about the

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Harmoncountry: Nashville, TN

Episode 27

Mayor Harmon chooses Music City, USA as the place to enter the "drunk Brian Wilson" phase of his podcasting career. Is his mistake the pre-show Jaggerbombs or the mid-show moonshine? In any case, let this episode stand as a cautionary tale.

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Harmoncountry: Atlanta, GA

Episode 26

Mayor Harmon regales the "Paris of Georgia" with historic knowledge, general trivia and mad rapping science. Topics include his armpits and race.

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Harmoncountry: Austin, TX

Episode 25

What else would Mayor Harmon discuss in Austin other than Politics, Mexican food, Hey Yah by Outkast and pooping? In D&D: a friend's dark secret is revealed.

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Harmoncountry: Phoenix, Arizona

Episode 24

Mayor Harmon begins his tour feeling way more insecure than the kind-hearted heroes of a new city. A Harmontown theme with an awesome hook starts getting workshopped. In D&D, the heroes fight �cylinders.

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Turtle Panties

Episode 23

Harmontown's last show before the tour becomes a star studded bon voyage. Eric Idle teaches Dan to write songs, Patton Oswalt teaches him the meaning of fear and Ryan Stiles teaches him that fighting displacer beasts takes 45 minutes.

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Nanu Nanu, I'm Racist

Episode 22

An impromptu Fellowship of the Nerds is assembled to explain how to break The Hobbit into three movies. Jury duty stories! Adam Goldberg's roommate!

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Adventurtunity Mobisode!

Episode 21

Mayor Harmon does his Bane impression and practices getting booed in various cities for the upcoming tour. In D&D: the heroes finally encounter Sharpie's dad.

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Flesh Knife

Episode 20

Note: the audience was not mic'd this episode. More horrible rapping, a new character named Big Red, a phone call to Chevy Chase and a conversation with Adam Goldberg. In D&D: our heroes fall into a pit!

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Everyone's a Rapper!

Episode 19

Mayor Harmon comes up spittin' decidedly unmad fire. We meet a mysterious lady in the audience that can only say "no." No D&D this week but Spencer rules the day just the same. Adam Goldberg takes a swipe at having a

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Sand Pollution: The Journals of Young Morrisey

Episode 18

Dan reads from his magical adolescent journals, casting a magical spell of adolescent depression over the entire audience and the dungeons and dragons session. So he brings up a depressed Harmenian and attempts to cure

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Grumblesnakes!

Episode 17

It's election night fever when Dan and Jeff realize that the episode will air long after the election. Clearly a devout Democrat, Dan complains about his hired help before bringing up a real live woman to referee histor

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A Four Day March to the Butt's Expanse

Episode 16

It's a Jareth-palooza as Harmenians descend on Hollywood dressed as David Bowie in Labyrinth for Halloween. Other topics include almost nothing!

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Don't Ask Black People Time Travel Questions

Episode 15

Dan has nothing, so he answers twitter questions. Adam Goldberg takes over the show, then, Dan interviews ethnic people. Plus: in D&D world: the party levels up!

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Tyler Perry's Antisemitic Pickle Ziggurat (10.15.12)

Episode 14

An unflinching examination of Dan's mustache absorption becomes a flinching examination of Harmontown regular Adam Goldberg. Plus: special guest Steve Agee drops by for a discussion of airline food and the ridiculous in

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Back To The Future Part Kush (10.01.12)

Episode 13

Dan complains about things he's not allowed to complain about, then outs himself as the world's laziest gay rights and medical marijuana advocate. Plus, in D&D world: nothing happens!

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Death, Fascism and the Pursuit of Not Remaking Robocop

Episode 12

Special guest Greg Proops returns! The question of what happens after you die remains unanswered, but tangents include mental illness, poverty and misunderstood Van Halen lyrics. Meanwhile, in D&D world, Sharpie and Qu

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Tylenol With Codeine (9.17.12)

Episode 11

The first appearance of Greg Proops provokes a fit of Mayor Harmon's pointless political rants and a D&D adventure that shall forever be remembered as involving unicorn pee.

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A Tuppence or a Shilling for Your Wainscotting (9.10.12)

Episode 10

Mayor Harmon and Guest Comptroller Erin McGathy discuss Knight Rider, Alf and anxiety, then play a quick round of Dungeons and Dragons before getting into a huge fight about movies and breaking up.

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Examine Before You Fight (9.4.12)

Episode 9

A discussion of the clarinet and nine eleven is briefly interrupted by an amazing D&D adventure before proceeding into an indictment of the Hugo Awards and concluding with a demonstration of how hard it is to conclude.

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Cleft In Twain! (8.27.12)

Episode 8

Mayor Harmon grapples with fame and exposes The Family Feud; Comptroller Davis grapples with and exposes Harmon's shocking inability to tell jokes and the roleplaying Adventures of Sharpie and Quark begin.

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Cranky Mayors, Pink Hairs and Shoelace Cares (8.20.12)

Episode 7

An especially antsy crowd turns Harmontown's meeting into a flippin' town meeting, pushing our fearless leader from musings on infidelity to contemplations of suicide. Plus: Dungeonmaster Spencer unveils the boys' characters!

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Atonement with the Mannequins and Butts (8.16.12)

Episode 6

Sometimes it happens. Sometimes an innocent story about junior high proceeds down a road of perversion straight to where the sun doesn't shine. Also: Spencer collects info for Harmon and Davis' D&D characters, and speci

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Confessions Of An Alcoholic Mars Rover (8.7.12)

Episode 5

Jeff blows the whistle on NASA's secret agenda and Dan blows surprise guest Chris Hardwick!

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The Technology Of N-Words (7.31.12)

Episode 4

A discussion of something the Scottish call a "Wizard Sleeve" is ever-so-briefly interrupted by racism, robots, and a visit from something Erin McGathy calls a "game corner."

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If They Have Cubs, We're Already Dead (7.23.12)

Episode 3

An unusually quiet night in Harmontown gives way to eruptions of arm wrestling, wolf hunting, dungeon mastering and child abuse.

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The Inception Of Girlfriends (7.16.12)

Episode 2

While Jeff Davis works abroad, Guest Comptroller Erin McGathy ("This Feels Terrible") joins Mayor Harmon for an in depth look at overrated masterpieces, passive aggressive text messages and how to destroy someone else's relationship on stage.

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Achieve Weightlessness (6.16.12)

Episode 1

It's a special night at Harmontown when Mayor Harmon decides the goal is to "achieve weightlessness" and establish Harmontown's real purpose. One hour, thirty tangents, two emails from Harmon's big brother and that goal

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